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This is how 13 year old Yitzhak ended his overly long gantzeh megillah of a barmitzvah speech: -

"........... And for making this barmitzvah day possible, I must thank the following people: Ronnie and Miriam, my very special parents; my bubbeh Talia and my zaydeh Jacob; Mr Wulwick, my super-duper Hebrew teacher;  Rabbi Leo; Rebbetsin Rivkah; Chazan Gold; shammes Jones; and last but not least, Dr. Salamon, my psychiatrist."

gantzeh megillah: a long boring story or speech
bubbeh: grandma
zaydeh: grandpa
rebbetsin: rabbi's wife
chazan: Cantor, the singer who leads synagogue services
shammes: caretaker

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