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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

What a Novel Solution!

"Oy! Am I getting worried about my memory," says 75 year old Renee to her best friend Judith.

"Nu, so why is that?" asks Judith.

"Because every time I go online banking," replies Renee, "I just don't seem to be able to remember my bank's password. I have to try many times before I enter the right code. Do you have such broigus?"

"No I don't, Renee," replies Judith. "I've found a way around such problems."

"So what do you do then?" asks Renee.

"I changed my password to 'INCORRECT'," replies Judith. "Then, if I enter a different code, my computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect."

broigus: trouble

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