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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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Finding a wife
For many years now, Harry and his wife Kitty have been waiting to see their 35 year old son David get married. But nothing seems to be happening on the chuppah front. So they enlist the help of a shadchen named Rachel.
Later that week, Rachel visits David and after finding out some facts about him, Rachel says to him, "there's no need for you to wait any longer for the right girl to appear. I have a lovely young lady in mind who I'm sure will be perfect for you. And before you know it, you'll be married and your parents will be very pleased. So shall I arrange for you to meet this lady?"
"No thank you," replies David. "There's absolutely no need to bother because I have two sisters living with me who have always been willing to take care of me."
"Well that's nice to hear," says Rachel, "but surely all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a loving wife?"
"I know I said two sisters," replies David smiling, "but I didn't say they were my two sisters"
chuppah: a wedding canopy
shadchen: matchmaker
Later that week, Rachel visits David and after finding out some facts about him, Rachel says to him, "there's no need for you to wait any longer for the right girl to appear. I have a lovely young lady in mind who I'm sure will be perfect for you. And before you know it, you'll be married and your parents will be very pleased. So shall I arrange for you to meet this lady?"
"No thank you," replies David. "There's absolutely no need to bother because I have two sisters living with me who have always been willing to take care of me."
"Well that's nice to hear," says Rachel, "but surely all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a loving wife?"
"I know I said two sisters," replies David smiling, "but I didn't say they were my two sisters"
chuppah: a wedding canopy
shadchen: matchmaker
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