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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Hair competitors

If you walk down Main Street, you’ll notice two hairdressing salons very close to one another. One salon is owned by Cyril and the other by Monty. They have been bitter rivals for years. One morning, as Cyril opens up his shop, he notices that Monty has put a big sign in his window saying:


WE’RE PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO OFFER YOU AN $8 HAIRCUT

 

Not to be outdone, Cyril puts up a sign in his window. His sign says:

 

WE’RE PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO FIX YOUR $8 HAIRCUT

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