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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The Boat Trip
Paul and Bernard are out enjoying themselves one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.
Bernard says to Paul, "So listen, Paul, I have a problem, you know I don't swim at all well."
But luckily, Paul remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class years ago when he was just a youngster and so he begins pulling Bernard towards safety. After fifteen minutes of this, however, Paul begins to grow quite tired – all his energy had left him. And finally, just 100 feet from land, Paul asks Bernard, "So Bernard, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Bernard replies, " Paul, this is a hell of a time to be asking about money!"
Bernard says to Paul, "So listen, Paul, I have a problem, you know I don't swim at all well."
But luckily, Paul remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class years ago when he was just a youngster and so he begins pulling Bernard towards safety. After fifteen minutes of this, however, Paul begins to grow quite tired – all his energy had left him. And finally, just 100 feet from land, Paul asks Bernard, "So Bernard, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Bernard replies, " Paul, this is a hell of a time to be asking about money!"
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