Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The Slip
One day, Jacob, a Russian Jew slipped on the wet riverbank and fell into the water. Unfortunately, Jacob could not swim and was in serious danger of drowning. Two Tsarist policemen heard cries for help and rushed over. But when they saw that it was a Jew, they laughed and just stood their watching him drown.
"Help, I can't swim," shouted Jacob.
"Then you will just have to drown," they replied.
Suddenly Jacob shouts with his last breath: "Down with the Tsar!"
The policemen immediately rushed into the river, pulled Jacob out, and arrested him for trouble making.
"Help, I can't swim," shouted Jacob.
"Then you will just have to drown," they replied.
Suddenly Jacob shouts with his last breath: "Down with the Tsar!"
The policemen immediately rushed into the river, pulled Jacob out, and arrested him for trouble making.
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