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On Their Way
A catholic woman, a protestant woman and Hette die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gate to heaven.
The catholic woman says," I've been a good wife and mother, I took good care of my family and I want to go to heaven. St. Peter tells her to go to the left.
The protestant woman says," I've been a good woman. I kept my house clean and cooked and took care of my family, and went to church every Sunday." St. Peter tells her to step to the left.
Hette tells St. Peter," I've been a good woman, I made Shabbos every Friday, I went to the synagogue on the holidays and took care of my family." St. Peter tells Hette to step to the right.
Hette immediately asks him, " Why did you tell me to go to the right and you told the other two women to go to the left?"
St. Peter replies, "Don't you want to go to the beauty salon first?