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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The waiter

Benjamin and Morris are sitting in a wonderful Kosher restaurant in Hendon.

They are talking among themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent and impeccable Yiddish asks them if everything is okay, can he get them anything, and so forth. Benjamin and Morris are dumbfounded.

"My God, where did he learn such perfect Yiddish?" they both think. After they pay the bill they ask the manager, an old friend of theirs, also fluent in Yiddish, "Where did your waiter learn such fabulous Yiddish?"

The owner looks around and leans over to them so no one will hear and says, "Shhhh. He thinks we're teaching him English."

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