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An obvious solution
Estelle, Nathan and their 10 year old daughter Talia are in a taxi on their way to Edgware Hospital where Talia is scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During their journey, Nathan once again explains to Talia how the procedure is likely to be performed.
As soon as he finishes talking, Talia says to him, "Thanks for explaining this to me again dad, but you've never told me how they will keep my mouth open during the operation."
"It's easy, darling," replies Nathan. "They're going to give you an iphone."
As soon as he finishes talking, Talia says to him, "Thanks for explaining this to me again dad, but you've never told me how they will keep my mouth open during the operation."
"It's easy, darling," replies Nathan. "They're going to give you an iphone."