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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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Dependability
Moshe is boasting again, this time to his friend Aaron.
"Do you see this watch I'm wearing?" says Moshe pointing to it. "It's totally dependable."
"Nu? So why do you tell me this?" asks Aaron. "It looks quite an ordinary watch to me."
"So I'll tell you why," replies Moshe. "It doesn't matter what time it is - whether it's 11am here in London, or 8pm in Tel Aviv, or even midnight in Paris, I can be absolutely, totally sure that my watch will say it's exactly 4am."
"Do you see this watch I'm wearing?" says Moshe pointing to it. "It's totally dependable."
"Nu? So why do you tell me this?" asks Aaron. "It looks quite an ordinary watch to me."
"So I'll tell you why," replies Moshe. "It doesn't matter what time it is - whether it's 11am here in London, or 8pm in Tel Aviv, or even midnight in Paris, I can be absolutely, totally sure that my watch will say it's exactly 4am."
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