Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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Who was it?
Yitzhak returns from a 4 week business trip to New York and finds out that his wife Sadie has been unfaithful during his time away.
"Who was it?" he yells at Sadie. "Was it that ba**ard Sam?"
"No," replies Sadie, "no, it wasn't Sam."
"So was it Abe, that degenerate old man?"
"No, it certainly wasn’t him."
"Then it must have been that simpleton Moshe."
"No, it wasn't Moshe either," replies Sadie.
Yitzhak is now very angry and his blood pressure is sky high. "What's the matter?" he cries out, "are none of my friends good enough for you?"
"Who was it?" he yells at Sadie. "Was it that ba**ard Sam?"
"No," replies Sadie, "no, it wasn't Sam."
"So was it Abe, that degenerate old man?"
"No, it certainly wasn’t him."
"Then it must have been that simpleton Moshe."
"No, it wasn't Moshe either," replies Sadie.
Yitzhak is now very angry and his blood pressure is sky high. "What's the matter?" he cries out, "are none of my friends good enough for you?"