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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
A Blooming Romance
Freda, aged 87 and Bernard, aged 88, have been seeing each other for two months and are beginning to realise that that they really like each other. They believe that they are a perfect match. Even so, they surprise family and friends by getting married.
On the first night of their honeymoon, soon after they get into bed, Bernard squeezes Freda's hand. Freda immediately squeezes his hand and they then both fall asleep.
On their second night, Bernard again squeezes her hand, she squeezes his hand and, as before, they immediately fall asleep.
But then, on the third night of their honeymoon, as Bernard once more squeezes Freda's hand, she says to him, "No! Not tonight, darling. I've got a headache."
On the first night of their honeymoon, soon after they get into bed, Bernard squeezes Freda's hand. Freda immediately squeezes his hand and they then both fall asleep.
On their second night, Bernard again squeezes her hand, she squeezes his hand and, as before, they immediately fall asleep.
But then, on the third night of their honeymoon, as Bernard once more squeezes Freda's hand, she says to him, "No! Not tonight, darling. I've got a headache."
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