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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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Golda is known by friends and family alike as both a romantic and a career woman. She and her out-of-work husband Aaron live in London. She works for a firm of financial advisors and is so well regarded by them that they have sent her on a training course in Manchester, many hundreds of miles away from home.
On her first course morning, just before she goes down to breakfast, Golda sends Aaron the following text message:
On her first course morning, just before she goes down to breakfast, Golda sends Aaron the following text message:
Darling,
(a) If you're still in bed sleeping, please send me your dreams;
(b) but if you're eating and drinking, send me a bite and a sip to share:
(c) If I've made you laugh with this text, please send me your smile;
(d) but if I've made you cry, please send me your tears. I love you:
As soon as he's read her text, Aaron replies:
Darling,
(a) I'm currently in the bathroom;
(b) please advise me what I should send you. I love you too:
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