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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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The Other Yiddishe Mother
Leah is telling her best friend Hannah how her first date with the handsome Jonathan went. "He took me to a nice kosher restaurant in Bushey where we had a great meal," says Leah. "But then, as soon as we left the restaurant, he asked me whether we could both go back to my apartment."
So what did you tell him?" asks Hannah, excitedly.
"I told him NO," replies Leah. "I said that my mother would do a great deal of worrying if I did anything like taking a new date back to my apartment."
"And how did Jonathan respond to that?" asks Hannah.
"He just refused to take NO for an answer," replies Leah, "and kept on and on schmoozing me to try to get me to take us back to my apartment."
"I hope you didn't weaken," says Hannah, "because knowing your mother, she really would plotz if you gave in to this new date of yours."
"No, Hannah, I didn't give in to this haimisheh mensh," says Leah. "But in the end, I agreed to go back to his apartment - I thought it would be far better to let his mother do the worrying."
So what did you tell him?" asks Hannah, excitedly.
"I told him NO," replies Leah. "I said that my mother would do a great deal of worrying if I did anything like taking a new date back to my apartment."
"And how did Jonathan respond to that?" asks Hannah.
"He just refused to take NO for an answer," replies Leah, "and kept on and on schmoozing me to try to get me to take us back to my apartment."
"I hope you didn't weaken," says Hannah, "because knowing your mother, she really would plotz if you gave in to this new date of yours."
"No, Hannah, I didn't give in to this haimisheh mensh," says Leah. "But in the end, I agreed to go back to his apartment - I thought it would be far better to let his mother do the worrying."
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