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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Tit for Tat
Moshe is sitting in his office one morning when his phone rings.
"Mr Minkovsky," says the caller, "my name is Peter Burton and I’m the manager of National Bank in Toronto. As you know, you hold your business account with us and I’m calling to inform you that at close of business yesterday, your account was overdrawn by nearly $600."
"Thank you mister bank manager for letting me know this," replies Moshe. "Do you have access to my account statements for the last three months?"
"Yes, I have them in front of me," replies the bank manager.
"So could you tell me what was my account balance at the end of each of the last 3 months," asks Moshe.
"Yes, of course," replies the bank manager. "Over the last three months, your account ended the month with a positive balance of $789.26, $1,245.90 and $444.01."
"So nu, mister bank manager," says Moshe, "did I phone you up on those occasions?”
"Mr Minkovsky," says the caller, "my name is Peter Burton and I’m the manager of National Bank in Toronto. As you know, you hold your business account with us and I’m calling to inform you that at close of business yesterday, your account was overdrawn by nearly $600."
"Thank you mister bank manager for letting me know this," replies Moshe. "Do you have access to my account statements for the last three months?"
"Yes, I have them in front of me," replies the bank manager.
"So could you tell me what was my account balance at the end of each of the last 3 months," asks Moshe.
"Yes, of course," replies the bank manager. "Over the last three months, your account ended the month with a positive balance of $789.26, $1,245.90 and $444.01."
"So nu, mister bank manager," says Moshe, "did I phone you up on those occasions?”
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