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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Oy Vey!
David, Henry and Alan, three little boys, are visiting their grandparents.
David goes over to his grandfather and asks, "Can you make a sound like a frog, zaydeh?
His grandfather, being in a kind of ill mood replies, "No David, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog right now."
So Henry goes over to his grandfather and asks, "Zaydeh, will you please make a sound like a frog?"
Once again, his grandfather says, "No Henry, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."
Then Alan goes over to him and says, "Zaydeh, oh please, please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"
"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" their grandfather asks.
David replies, with a hopeful look on his face, "Well zaydeh, Mummy told us that when you croak, we get to go to Disney World!"
zaydeh: grandfather
David goes over to his grandfather and asks, "Can you make a sound like a frog, zaydeh?
His grandfather, being in a kind of ill mood replies, "No David, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog right now."
So Henry goes over to his grandfather and asks, "Zaydeh, will you please make a sound like a frog?"
Once again, his grandfather says, "No Henry, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."
Then Alan goes over to him and says, "Zaydeh, oh please, please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"
"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" their grandfather asks.
David replies, with a hopeful look on his face, "Well zaydeh, Mummy told us that when you croak, we get to go to Disney World!"
zaydeh: grandfather
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