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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Mistaken Identity
Harry is one of the friendliest people around. He's always looking for opportunities to help, no matter how trivial the situation. Today, he's doing some shopping in Sainsbury's Supermarket when he sees a mother with a young son in the confectionary section. The boy had just taken a bar of chocolate from the shelf and his mother is shouting at him, "Peter, put that down at once. You know it's not kosher."
As the boy is quietly putting the chocolate bar back on the shelf, Harry goes over to her and says, "Shalom madam. Did you know that Sainsbury's has a nice kosher section here in the store. Would you like me to show you where it is?"
"No thank you," she replies. "Why on earth would I want to go to the kosher section? I'm not Jewish."
"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know," replies Harry. "But why did you tell your boy to put back the chocolate bar because it wasn't kosher?"
"Because I'm always hearing the Jewish mothers say that to their children, and it always works for them." she replies.
As the boy is quietly putting the chocolate bar back on the shelf, Harry goes over to her and says, "Shalom madam. Did you know that Sainsbury's has a nice kosher section here in the store. Would you like me to show you where it is?"
"No thank you," she replies. "Why on earth would I want to go to the kosher section? I'm not Jewish."
"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know," replies Harry. "But why did you tell your boy to put back the chocolate bar because it wasn't kosher?"
"Because I'm always hearing the Jewish mothers say that to their children, and it always works for them." she replies.
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