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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
A day on the beach
As it's a lovely sunny day, Becky and Morris decide to take their little 3 year old son Shmuel to the beach. They find a nice place on the sands, put up their sun umbrella, sit on their deckchairs, and start to relax. Shmuel is very excited and immediately starts to run towards the sea.
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "don't go near the water. If you do, you will drown!"
Shmuel walks slowly back to his parents.
A few minutes later, Shmuel grabs hold of his spade and starts digging in the sand.
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "don't play in the sand. If you do, you'll get sand in your eyes and then well have to take you to the doctor!"
Sadly, Shmuel puts down his spade.
A few minutes later, Shmuel sits down on his little deckchair and starts to sunbathe.
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "come out of the sun. If you don't, you'll get sunburnt and that could lead to skin cancer."
As Shmuel walks sadly and slowly towards the sun umbrella, Becky turns to Morris and quietly says to him, "Oy vey Morry! Such a nervous child is Shmuel turning out to be."
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "don't go near the water. If you do, you will drown!"
Shmuel walks slowly back to his parents.
A few minutes later, Shmuel grabs hold of his spade and starts digging in the sand.
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "don't play in the sand. If you do, you'll get sand in your eyes and then well have to take you to the doctor!"
Sadly, Shmuel puts down his spade.
A few minutes later, Shmuel sits down on his little deckchair and starts to sunbathe.
"Shmuel," shouts Becky, "come out of the sun. If you don't, you'll get sunburnt and that could lead to skin cancer."
As Shmuel walks sadly and slowly towards the sun umbrella, Becky turns to Morris and quietly says to him, "Oy vey Morry! Such a nervous child is Shmuel turning out to be."
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