Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Some Jewish Folk Sayings
• Whenever a boring person leaves a room, those remaining feel as if somebody fascinating has just entered.
• A rabbi whose congregation doesn't want him to leave their shul for good is not a rabbi. But a rabbi whose congregation force him to leave their shul for good is not a man.
• A little coitus, never hoitus.
• Life without humour is like life without legs.
• You can hear laughter much further away than you can hear crying.
• Whenever a father needs to help his son, both of them laugh; but whenever a son needs to help his father, both of them cry.
• Insanity is actually hereditary - you get it from your children.
• Gossip is when three women stand on a corner talking, and then one of them leaves.
• Whenever you go into a restaurant, it's always a good idea to ask for a table near a waitress.
• A rabbi whose congregation doesn't want him to leave their shul for good is not a rabbi. But a rabbi whose congregation force him to leave their shul for good is not a man.
• A little coitus, never hoitus.
• Life without humour is like life without legs.
• You can hear laughter much further away than you can hear crying.
• Whenever a father needs to help his son, both of them laugh; but whenever a son needs to help his father, both of them cry.
• Insanity is actually hereditary - you get it from your children.
• Gossip is when three women stand on a corner talking, and then one of them leaves.
• Whenever you go into a restaurant, it's always a good idea to ask for a table near a waitress.
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