These were forwarded to me via email.  I just had to share...

1. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
2. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
4. Broken pencils are pointless.
5. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
6. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
7. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
8. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
9. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
10. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
11. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
12. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
13. Velcro - what a rip off!
14. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
15. Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
16. Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
17. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
18. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
19. Never fall in love with a tennis player because to a tennis player, love means nothing.