These were forwarded to me via email.  I just had to share...

1. I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
4. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
6. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
11. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
12. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
13. PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
14. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
15. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
16. Duracell bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
17. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
18. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
19. Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?